Dodgeball, Tag, T.O.G.

The world is falling apart. Kids will soon be duking it out on forum boards and across Xbox Live! and whatever matchmaking service Sony releases with PS3, fighting eachother without ever really going face to face.

That's what Dodgeball was all about! Dodge and attack! Attack and attack! Dodge and dodge! Each kid had their own strategy, some failed miserably everytime, and others like me dominated relentlessly. You had to stare down your opponent in the face, at each other's throats so to say. That's how the real world works! You won't be in a board meeting getting grilled by your boss, and have the liberty to say,

"Hmm, I don't appreciate what you're saying, and I'm special and I'm just as good as you are! Boy am I going to let you have it on the forums tonight!"

But of course, after you make this statement you sit back down and get a "Job Well Done" trophy. Pft.

In case you hadn't heard, we another case of the wusses on the east coast. Good luck kids.