Folks. I’m feeling reckless and wild today! Popping my collar, cranking up the tunes, and chucking the chins of la’ ladies!
Yes-sir, I’m prepping myself for tonight. That is because I’m attending a Halloween costume party and I’m going as James Dean/Humphrey Bogart/man wearing jacket with popped collar.
Actually everything I’ve told you up to now is a lie. I’m sorry about that. I know I really shouldn’t tell untruths. But my fingers started going and so I thought I’d let them get out what they wanted to say.
Ok, not everything. There is a costume party. But I will more likely attend as an amoeba or perhaps Red Ninja. As ninja, I would brandish devastating katana blades. As an amoeba, I would wield absorbent pseudopods.
I have three questions on my mind, but I’ll only record one. Do women respect me as my own man if I wear a shirt printed, “Don’t Hassel the Hoff.”?
Girls, chime in please.
-Arrivederci!
2 comments:
I'm almost positive no one will respect you if you wear that shirt.
you SHOULD go as james dean. no lady can resist james dean. i'm pretty sure it's a proven fact.
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