If you scroll below, you think you see an apologetic and fully sympathetic note about today’s comic. Maybe you even side with him. But shed the scales from your eyes! The truth you may possibly (but not if this effecting post succeeds) be blinded from is that of a slacker excusing his poor performance.
Not good enough! Not good enough I say! Despite full days of work, classes and two different comic strips to draw, I see no cause for being unable to do the comic that we discussed!
And this, this whale-o-gram? A whale? The poor man? How did the whale get there? Am I to assume some neighborhood rabble-rousers conjured up this attempt at a prank?
How did they get an endangered Humpback to his mailbox? A Radio Flyer?
And then this bam. What- Viva La Bam? I’m lost in this fog of possible scenarios and unknown continuities and every time I think the mist has cleared, here I am left alone with this man, a coffee mug and a Humpback whale!
No indeed! I want to see output. Ol’ Boxer spent himself till he was glue. We need more work ethic like that. “I will work harder!” That hits the spot!
And poor me. The pitiable leader. What a ship I pilot! A bold Napoleon with this Snowball as companion!
Four legs good, two legs better!
Oh and happy Tuesday everybody.
3 comments:
*shakes head and clucks disapprovingly*
you're doin' just fine, kids.
but nice animal farm references!
5 years ... it took me that long to forget that godforsakenpieceofshit movie they made us watch.
And now? It's like you've peeled a big, fat, lumpy scab off my brain.
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