I Had A Dream, but then I forgot what it was

The day draws ever nearer. Soon, tables will clink with the silverware of hungry diners while outside the air is cold. Maybe some football.

It’s true, Sterling is leaving town, but it’s not all true. Many of you are already acquainted with my art. Vampirelando was but a subtle texture in the weaving canopy of my work. There are so many more to experience, and for that I envy you, the audience.

Pertaining to current affairs, this post contains a guide to appreciating my work. This guide begins now:

1. My work reveals expressions and impressions. Do not look for representation. I want to unveil the essence captured beneath the visual, not dress up the husk. Likewise, do not search for exaggerated images of the real. Those reek too much of the latter’s likeness. I aim to create entirely anew.

2. If the drawn image seems “off” or otherwise confuses the intended joke, then perhaps it’s your fault.

3. Do not really pay much attention to the visuals at all.


This guide encompasses most of it, for the primer and philistine alike. A show of hands, who’s having Turducken for Thanksgiving?

Didn’t think so.



-Arrivederci!