Monday, October 01, 2007

From my tower, lofty and tall.


Friday we couldn't produce a comic. That's inaccurate. We could, but we didn't, because we felt we shouldn't, as there were extenuating couldn't's, and since we wouldn't, the world needn't worry about abhorrent killer-zombie mutants to which we were effective deterrents.

That mostly rhymed.

"If I were the size of a mouse so small,
Do you think I would amount to much at all?
Or if I sang with the voice of an ugly toad,
Would I ever be honored in a poet's ode?


If I always grimaced like I ate too many lemons,
Would my friends laugh at me like a band of gibbons?
Or if my laugh sounded like a crude hyena,
Would I be captured and exported to Argentina?


The answer to all inquiries above is YES!
Because I know.

I tried, my best.

For the first stanza. The answer to the second is actually no.”


With that, I sign out.

-Arrivederci!


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