Adidas Shoes

I ordered some new Adidas Samba Millenium shoes, because mine are rather gross and falling apart, due to four or more years of wear and tear.

I highly recommend the Samba Milleniums. They're light, fit like a glove, and people will think you're awesome because you play soccer.

Soccer = Awesome
System Shock 2 = Awesome
Soda = Awesome
Sandwich = Awesome

You can see the alliteration trend here. Things beginning with "S" are better than things that begin with, oh, "Q" for example. Would you rather have a sandwich, or quaker oatmeal? The decision is blatantly obvious.