Here Comes I

Who is this you inquire? Our vast readership demands explanation. The tone of another writer, yet unseen in this fledgling empire of comic is heard. Not to mention an avatar. Thus far I have shirked my responsibilities concerning the site’s upkeep entirely. To this, I can offer little rebuttal. So now I scurry onto the stage, already set and well into its first majestic scene. I apologize for my absence. Both to the audience and to the site’s ingenuous and ingenious creator.

That said, I would like to say Hello and then to introduce myself. In that order, “hello” and my name is Shawn Miller. I, like Sterling, love comics. My favorites including Calvin and Hobbes and Peanuts. Ok this is boring.

I’m going to hop right into something that interests me. World Domination: imperatives and methods.

1. Why world domination? Well it’s so comically far-fetched, why shouldn’t one of us strive for it? And really. Come on. It’d be fun. That’s all I have to say about that.
2. Now for the how. It is the little crack in the bottom of your water bottle that leaks the hydrating fluids all into your car drink holder. Likewise it drains the fueling bottle of our dreams, sapping their vigor and realistic scope. But what’s a dream without opposition? Determination is salve enough to mend any leak! What am I talking about? Well. I don’t know how to own the world. I would otherwise. I’m pretty sure the key lies in a hyperdrive, however.

I guess that’s all I have to say for this post. I have both failed and succeeded in not establishing a precedent. Best to keep this little box a green, verdant field where all manner of ideas can graze.

And to all of y’all,

Arrivederci!