Thursday, October 12, 2006

HE'S ON FIRE


Is anyone making a next-gen NBA jam? I haven't heard news of it and I really doubt it's in the works. Ever since our modern day Charybdis, otherwise known as EA, bought the rights to make a million lame sports games, nothing good has come of it. They try to make the games as realistic as possible. How fun is it to play realistic basketball on a wireless controller hooked up to your plasma screen? You have a real basketball court there on your driveway, sporting the best graphics in the world because it's real.

If I'm going to play a basketball videogame, I'd better be able to catch on fire and jump forty feet in the air and do flips and fly through the hoop while the flashes flicker from the photographers.


And then I want to go out with every cheerleader on the basketball team and get a Dr. Pepper water fountain installed in my ride, solely because they've already installed everything else into a vehicle via Pimp My Ride.

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