Roughly an hour ago I was informed by Kathy that she didn't get my post from yesterday. I asked her why not, and she claimed to be ill informed about the NBA JAM subject matter. I was in shock. She had never played the game, and didn't even know what it was. Somehow I will remedy this situation, and all will be at peace.
Today at work I had to research feng shui. Apparently we are going to do a landscaping job for a guy that demands feng shui. It is weird stuff I tell you. According to my findings I can't even create a design for the guy's house that will allow an adequate flow of qi without the help of a master feng shui guy or some bogusness. I imagine the feng shui masters are hundreds of dollars an hour and just make up things on the spot based on what they feel the house requires.
Chinese philosophy man. Oprah and Donald Trump use feng shui, too. That is, according to the internet.
Which means it must be true.
I had hot chocolate tonight with a giant marshmellow -- I'm not making that up, because this is the internet and therefore must comply with the honesty requirements.
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