I welcome you upon this happy Saturday. Maybe you’ve just crawled to the computer after consuming some fruity pebbles while watching Bugs Bunny. Maybe you’ve been brought here after a nice pleasant lunch. Perhaps you’re stopping by before you head out on your big Saturday night date?
Either way, WELCOME! So I’m sipping some Ozarka and thinking to myself, read Star Wars or study. Well. To tell you the outcome of this struggle would be redundant.
To touch on
I saw Donald Trump on television today gossiping about Mark Cuban the way a burgeoning drama queen might beget a rival’s demise for stealing her idea for a certain halter-top/skirt combination. I thought he was Trump. Shouldn’t he just say his last name really loudly and all opposition must cease? What a wimpyman.
As for the Chinese Philosophy men, I read some more Sun Tzu today. I’d be afraid to face that man in a game of Paper, Scissor, Rock (note the proper order of the game’s title). He’d attune his subconscious to my weaknesses and before he won 4 out of 7, I’d surrender from the psychological trauma his war tactics would wreak.
http://www.itsyourshowtv.com/291.shtml
The above is a link I believe you should check out. It’s hilarious. Just click and see.
And as an update, Mrs. Claus bargained dutifully for us! This morning the weather was a chill 50/60 some odd degrees. My roommate and I quickly seized upon this opportunity and bought pumpkins. Two orange ones.
-Arrivederci!
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