Thursday, February 22, 2007

My Highly Ethical and Sophisticated Moral Argument


Well, I think that a lot of music stars are kind of piggish. But let me break it down for you non-philosophics.

You have an acute angled isosceles conjectured with a twenty-newton mega-ohm-amperes. You then propagate the conscience in the centrifuge, compounding moral elasticity yielding a more pliable and thinner sense of guilt. Netting these exponential results and scientifically theorizing the consequence of the sinusoidal waves timed by the apogee of the human soul and you have a remarkably innocent and guiltless library of pirated music.

I know that’s technical, but I like to think highly of our audience.

Now, I have two broken toes. They’ve turned blue and are sore. I’m saying this to feel the combined empathy of all our readers and convalesce that much faster.

Hey, if you tell your friends about our site, I’ll give you $4,000.

Can I get caught for lying like that? No.


-Arrivederci!

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